Programming Jokes On RajiniKanth

Rajnikanth can override a final function/variable.
• Rajinikanth is the super class of all classes in Java (including Object class).
• Rajnikanth can serialize static data members of any class.
• Rajnikanth can serialize transient variables.
• Rajnikanth can extend interfaces in classes.
• Rajnikanth can “force” garbage collector to run..and guess what .. GC runs as higher priority thread n starts collecting garbage.
• Rajnikanth can make a class abstract and final both at same time.
• Rajnikanth never gets stackOverFlowexception.
• Rajnikanth never faces any exception (Rather, Java can face RajnikanthException for any exception conditions) (Improved from earlier).
• Rajnikanth never “try” any code, he directly “catch” the exceptions.
• Rajnikanth can divide by zero. – (older one)
• Rajnikanth can run Java byte code on “any” machine (Including but not limited to Java Virtual Machine).
•  Rajnikanth Can use Pointers in JAVA
• Rajnikanth access all PRIVATE data of any class
• Rajnikanth use Operator Overloading in Java
• Rajnikanth pass losts of Parameter using “Pass By Reference”
• Rajnikanth is only person who use printf() in java
• Rajnikanth can Declare function body in INTERFACE.
• Rajnikanth can do MULTIPLE inheritance in JAVA straightfoward.
• Rajnikanth Run Thread Program without Thread LIFECYCLE
• In catch box if u write catch(Rajnikant e) it will catch all exceptions including EXCEPTION E